愉快的一天啊,邱B和野B变着花样哄小JoJo开心,这两个活宝,哇卡卡#233。8过,有一些小插曲还真是让人遗憾啊。
下午四点多他们才到,于是直接跑去吃晚饭。车后座上从左到右的顺序是:小JoJo,野B,邱B。然后他们两个就开始左看右看左看右看――因为小JoJo破天荒又化妆了,哈哈哈哈哈――最后野B得出结论:Jo,你这脸怎么圆成这样,眼睛还变小了。小JoJo汗到抓狂,然后开始狂扁他。车上还有个美女,8过一直不说话啊,大概是因为小JoJo的笑声太可怕了,哇卡卡卡卡卡。我错了……
真是一念之差,小JoJo没带他们去“食堂”,而是跑到长城去了。而让人无语的是,时间太早了,长城居然没开,严重汗。又跑去福临门,那叫一个难吃,简直让人恶心,早知道一定去食堂,还是我们食堂好吃啊――不要再说我在为食堂打广告了,因为事实就是事实――楠B快来帮我证实一下啊。大哭。再这样下去,食堂都得付我工资了,我带多少人去吃过啊,而且我自己还一星期吃两三次呢。
吃完饭抽烟的时候和托B小聊了一会儿近况,害邱B野B和美女等了半天,都恶心透了,我错了……8过,对于我们害羞家族的人,一点点恶心算什么。兵来将挡,水来土掩,至于恶心来嘛,那就恶心回去呗。反正我以前没少被他们恶心,现在恶心回去的那么一点点,九牛一毛尔。
吃完饭他们说要去赌场,虽然说小赌怡情,不过小JoJo还是不喜此道,和邱B两个人主要是跑去看他们仨儿狂输钱了。一进去托B就塞给小JoJo三十块,说:“去玩一下啊,赢了算你的,输了算我的。”小JoJo还是忍住没玩儿,邱B在一边恶心他:“来来来,钱给我,我去玩儿,赢了算你的,输了算我的。”笑晕。
野B一直在玩blackjack,可惜庄家超级无敌手旺,野B是个可怜孩子,一把都没要错过,还是输得一塌糊涂,有几把都要到20点了,结果偏偏庄家21点,衰。
等野B面前的一堆筹码都不翼而飞之后,本来说要走了,结果美女还有点意犹未尽。为了一个free game,二十二十的狂往老虎机里塞钱。小JoJo这叫一个心疼啊,看不下去了,这能吃多少顿食堂啊――低头,我错了,我就这么点出息。
至于托B,那绝对是个败家孩子。本来一进赌场小JoJo就说,嗯,托B手气还是挺旺的,一般都不会输。结果谁知道这败家孩子玩老虎机也能输那么多――而且据说是先赢了一百多,后来输光了还倒贴――oh yeah~~可见中国成语的博大精深,所谓见好就收是多么的有道理啊。赌博和做人都素一样~~一样~~一样~~的~~
从赌场出来他们还嫌不过瘾,一群人又跑去老地方打升级。小JoJo是纯粹的扑克白痴,只能坐在一边端茶递水。邱B和野B两个废才,太不给托B和美女面子了――两个人本着“恶心为主,打牌为辅”的基本原则,一路狂杀,杀得美女脸色都变了。连小JoJo这种扑克白痴,从来只懂得坐在一边看的人都看出他们的恶心了。残念啊,太不怜香惜玉了。唉,不过话说回来,我被他们恶心那么多年,现在终于有人代替我被他们恶心了。残念,被恶心可不是什么好活儿。在害羞家族混可不是那么容易的事啊,没有像小JoJo或者CB那么强悍的神经,迟早得被他们几个恶心死。哎,为什么一写到这里,我第一时间想起了《九二・家有喜事》呢……寒……
打完牌美女说想回motel卸妆洗澡就不和我们去吃宵夜了。结果不知道昨天是什么日子,去哪儿哪儿不开,长城就算了,是因为时间太早,但是连文成源也不开,太离谱了吧,而且还是整天都没开。这把真被恶心透了,结果只好跑去乐口福――难吃就两个字,我都说了不只一次。
吃完又叫了一份东西打包带给美女吃,然后他们送小JoJo回家,路上野B坚持要借小JoJo家的厕所用,结果又搞乌龙事件,小JoJo上楼放东西,结果门没带紧,点点这个杀千刀的就跑出去了。把小JoJo吓得这叫一个魂飞魄散啊――因为搬过来以后女人一直没敢把他们两个放出去玩,怕他们找不回家,所以如果他们跑丢了,肯定就回不来了,那女人非把我杀了不可啊,残念。然后小JoJo疯了一样的跑出去狂找,还本着“人为财死,猫为食亡”的精神而出动了猫食政策――结果我回来之前大概是Jacky同学刚喂过他们了――平时百试百灵的猫食政策居然失效了,小JoJo无语问苍天。
最后托B在Jeff的车底下发现了这个臭东西,然后Jeff和托B绕到车后面去轻轻的赶他,邱B野B在车前面围堵,小JoJo轻手轻脚跑到他猫着的地方去,一边让Jeff用猫食分散他的注意力,一边眼疾手快地揪住了他的尾巴把他拖了出来,小JoJo的一颗心这才算是落了地。残念,臭点点,我恨你。
总得来说,这真是愉快的一天啊,小JoJo真是心情舒爽,眉开眼笑,顺便还谈妥了回Dunedin玩时的几顿饭局。哇卡卡,天天有人和我一起FB,真是美滋滋的。
(砍掉中间某一小段未成年不宜的片段,这还真素一篇华丽丽的顶级小学生作文啊。拿去参奖好了,说不定能得个安慰奖。)
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