语录,必须语录。

最近湖北整体降温。

某同学的妈妈对某同学说:“这几天你都很少喝水。”

某同学:“我不想上厕所。”

伯母:“反正在家里,上厕所又不麻烦。”

某同学:“但是脱裤子的时候PP好冷……”

格格在旁边喝水上网,然后直接喷了满屏幕……

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