生活就像刷牙,从来都是杯洗交加。

所谓杯具,就是很high地写了几个小时,结果没了。两千多字而已,却痛苦地纠结地重写了好几天,最终放弃了。想看看,要是7年以前,别说两千字,一晚两万字都写过;更别说写第二遍,第二遍绝对比第一遍写得更快,更饱满,更有激情。擦,果然是老了……所以,就写个简单的吧。

今天上头给我们小组空降了两只“天兵”,其中一只是个很威很牛的小子,八零后,北京人士,从小习武,极为粗壮,家里养藏獒,据说从九岁开始惹事生非,人生干的第一件坏事是砸了人家的水泵。据说是最近犯了点事,有点痛改前非的意思,打算了官司以后就到武汉发展落地生根。保守估计,这小子身上面积大于10平方厘米的刺青,有5个以上,其中一个还是“复刻”的——就是以前的不喜欢了洗浅了重刺新花纹。

花这么多字描述一下是为了方便大家想像一下这位兄弟的气势。

重点是,今天我们一行五人,坐着公司的迷你小van一起出去办事,这位哥哥办了张武汉的电话卡,换好了,先给家里报平安(还不错),过了一会儿事情都办得差不多了,施施然地拿出电话打给一哥们儿。

开口可有架势,嘿,墩子。是我。

接着说,哎,最近我上不了网。你一会儿回家给我上下XX网,把我的菜和餐厅给我弄弄……

记得,给我做冰糖肘子,记住了不?冰糖肘子知道吗……

哎呀我操,耽误不了你玩那破B魔兽,点几下就完了……

记住了吗?可别给我忘了啊……

格格坐在他前面憋笑憋到内伤。

仰天长叹,网游害人啊……连“大哥”也沉迷……

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