生活就像刷牙,从来都是杯洗交加。

所谓杯具,就是很high地写了几个小时,结果没了。两千多字而已,却痛苦地纠结地重写了好几天,最终放弃了。想看看,要是7年以前,别说两千字,一晚两万字都写过;更别说写第二遍,第二遍绝对比第一遍写得更快,更饱满,更有激情。擦,果然是老了……所以,就写个简单的吧。

今天上头给我们小组空降了两只“天兵”,其中一只是个很威很牛的小子,八零后,北京人士,从小习武,极为粗壮,家里养藏獒,据说从九岁开始惹事生非,人生干的第一件坏事是砸了人家的水泵。据说是最近犯了点事,有点痛改前非的意思,打算了官司以后就到武汉发展落地生根。保守估计,这小子身上面积大于10平方厘米的刺青,有5个以上,其中一个还是“复刻”的——就是以前的不喜欢了洗浅了重刺新花纹。

花这么多字描述一下是为了方便大家想像一下这位兄弟的气势。

重点是,今天我们一行五人,坐着公司的迷你小van一起出去办事,这位哥哥办了张武汉的电话卡,换好了,先给家里报平安(还不错),过了一会儿事情都办得差不多了,施施然地拿出电话打给一哥们儿。

开口可有架势,嘿,墩子。是我。

接着说,哎,最近我上不了网。你一会儿回家给我上下XX网,把我的菜和餐厅给我弄弄……

记得,给我做冰糖肘子,记住了不?冰糖肘子知道吗……

哎呀我操,耽误不了你玩那破B魔兽,点几下就完了……

记住了吗?可别给我忘了啊……

格格坐在他前面憋笑憋到内伤。

仰天长叹,网游害人啊……连“大哥”也沉迷……

79 thoughts on “生活就像刷牙,从来都是杯洗交加。

  1. Grady Wikle说道:

    Hey I know this is off topic but I was wondering if you knew of any widgets I could add to my blog that automatically tweet my newest twitter updates. I’ve been looking for a plug-in like this for quite some time and was hoping maybe you would have some experience with something like this. Please let me know if you run into anything. I truly enjoy reading your blog and I look forward to your new updates.

  2. Numbers Weisfeld说道:

    Asking questions are in fact pleasant thing if you are not understanding anything fully, except this paragraph gives pleasant understanding yet.

  3. Yevette Asmar说道:

    Aw, this was an incredibly good post. Taking the time and actual effort to make a very good article… but what can I say… I put things off a whole lot and don’t seem to get nearly anything done.

  4. Carolann Parizo说道:

    Greate pieces. Keep posting such kind of information on your blog. Im really impressed by it.

  5. Ozella Niehaus说道:

    At this time it appears like Drupal is the top blogging platform out there right now. (from what I’ve read) Is that what you are using on your blog?

  6. Colleen Klauser说道:

    Hello there, You have performed an excellent job. I’ll certainly digg it and in my opinion suggest to my friends. I’m sure they’ll be benefited from this web site.

  7. Carmela Cuaresma说道:

    Currently it appears like WordPress is the top blogging platform out there right now. (from what I’ve read) Is that what you are using on your blog?

  8. I’ve been surfing online more than 3 hours today, yet I never found any interesting article like yours. It’s pretty worth enough for me. In my view, if all website owners and bloggers made good content as you did, the net will be a lot more useful than ever before.

  9. Scotty Lacosse说道:

    For newest information you have to pay a visit world wide web and on web I found this site as a finest site for latest updates.

发表回复

您的邮箱地址不会被公开。 必填项已用 * 标注