The Shape of Water
本届奥斯卡领跑片，13项提名，正儿八经的评委宠儿。
真人版怪物史莱克。
大家仿佛觉得此片题材很新鲜，纷纷惊呼，原来人兽恋也能拍得这么美！到底是西方的恶趣味更纯粹一些啊，但凡导演心底的兽交欲望无法消除就去拍一部人鱼片发泄一番（反则不然，不要随便扣帽子）。仿佛只要国王的新衣是为小众群体发声的衣服国王就不必为赤裸而感到羞耻，可能是因为他有心灵美！
到底是西方科技发达，连万试万灵的狗皮膏药都研制出来了，哪里有异见就贴哪里：你居然连这种为小众群体发声的电影都不喜欢你还配做人吗？是是是，我不配。瑟瑟发抖。
其实历来同类电影如过江之鲫，除了把欲望拍得格外外露，毫无新意。人兽传统本来就是从圣经里来的，连童话都不止一两篇，甚至连遥远的东方的文明古国里都有不少神话是此题材，只不过东方人的口味普遍较轻，妖怪都会幻化成人的样子才开始交配——想来这大概也会冒犯那些所谓『为弱势群体发声』的人：什么？凭什么妖怪要变成人才能跟人交配？凭什么不是人变成妖怪再交配？凭什么不能人妖直接交配？你到底看不起谁？好好好，行行行，满足你们，这不是给拍出来了么……
只不过，这次陀螺把人类设定成是女方，加上美丽复古的布景与摄影，看来是踩在了大部分人的从淫趣到恶心的底线之上。
不禁想起曾看过的那个三俗问题，如果你漂流到只有美人鱼的无人岛，美人鱼一半是人一半是鱼，你选择上半身是人还是下半身是人？无论被问者是男是女都要陷入沉思：真是个无法两全充满陷阱的世界啊……选择死亡可以了吧？
不禁又试想了一下，如果依旧保留影片前半段此起彼伏的性暗示，换做是哑巴男士把野性难驯天真文艺的人鱼姑娘勾引回家，情不自禁坦诚相对，第二天他哥们儿问他what happened? why? how? 他巧笑倩兮用手语比划出一个隐藏洞穴，可能大部分观众就无法如今一般会心一笑并淡定地猜测这个洞穴到底是在山前还是山后了，大概有相当一部分会愤而起身回家在各大评分网站把导演编剧骂成渣渣，而另一部分则忙着抨击前者都是田园女权，那画面真是想想都美。
所以，此片美则美矣……你问我怎么看？呵呵，因缺思厅……不如放过我狭隘的审美观让我们聊点别的吧。
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